Q: What did the boy boxer say to the girl boxer?
A: You stagger me.
Q: What kind of music do mummies like best?
A: Anything with a rag-time beat.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Just drop him a line.
Q: What is the quietest sport in the world?
A: Bowling. You can always hear a pin drop in the bowling alley.
Q: Why do great bowlers always get strikes?
A: Because they have no time to spare.
Q: Why did the camel write an autobiography?
A: Because he wanted to keep a droma-diary.
Q: Why was he baseball player invited to go on the camping trip?
A: Because they needed someone to pitch the tent.
Q: What kind of stick can you be sure doesn't give you splinters?
A: A bread stick.
Q: How do you make a bread stick?
A: Use glue.
Q: When do you have to water your garden hourly?
A: When it has a leek in it.
Q: Why do vegetables laugh when you touch them?
A: Because they are pickle-ish.
Q: How do you find a lost leopard?
A: You just spot him.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cabbage?
A: Cole-slaw that never forgets.
Q: How does honey taste?
A: Bee-licious!
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